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Cyberia District #2 The Russian Quarter
The Russian Quarter is a decrepit district out in the eastern suburbs of the Cyberia Universe. Several of the playable characters etch out their existence here. The two main etchers are Boriz and his boss Count Maxim. Boriz is a low level pimp who dreams of bigger things, but he doesn’t have a clue how…
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Cyberia District #1 Megacorp Valley [With Footage]
Megacorp Valley is by far the busiest district in the Cyberia Universe. The majority of characters survive and die here, fighting over candy like two fat toddlers with sugar withdrawals. Some characters only visit occasionally, hoping to take down the corrupt CEOs of the megacorps and finally put an end to a corrupt system which…
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Cyberia Location #1 The Screamer Arena! [With Footage]
There are several locations which were going to appear over and over throughout the Cyberia Universe. One of the first which the team came up with was the Screamer Arena. After a fist fight among staff, it was eventually located in Megacorp Valley rather than the Pleasure Strip (which according to Alberto was “hogging all…
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Cyberia Megacorp #2 Chipmunk
Duncan “Dildo Master” Marshall had just finished a gruelling internship at a New York advertising agency. He was waiting for an appointment at a careers office, browsing the classifieds of a Visit the Golden State tourism pamphlet when something caught his eye: Calling all marketing mavericks! Our fresh new team is looking for somebody capable…
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Cyberia Megacorp #1 Viv Bastard
As we continue to explore the Cyberia Universe, we will look at some of the ideas pitched by employees at Give Me Head Productions HQ. They understood that such a project required coherent, multilayered immersion. To their credit, they were on track for achieving at least this much (if they had a thousand years to…
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Mickey “Motormouth” P. and His Lust for Muscle
One of the few areas Give Me Head Productions really excelled in was vehicle design. The above gallery of outstanding cars is testament to this. The vast majority of this work was by Mickey “Motormouth” P., a dysfunctional graphic designer from Fuckyeahville, somewhere in Texas probably. In Cyberian parlance he’s a classic gas junkie. Motormouth…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #19 Mikh
“None of these digi-capitalist dupes even know who I am. They are too busy with their stupid AI pets and robotic sex dolls.” –Mikh District: Somewhere between the Russian Quarter and Megacorp Valley. Occupation: Secret agent operating on behalf of the post-Soviet order which is an even worse place than what came before (which, let’s…
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Noddy’s Contribution
Back in ’88, Edward “Noddy” Blackburn had not long lost his job at a VHS rental store. Out of sheer boredom he had begun to switch tapes around whenever somebody hired out the latest Hollywood blockbuster. Expecting a big budget extravaganza, the customer would get home, press play and would find themselves watching some art…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #1 [May]
“I Put the Silly Con into Silicon.”–CEO Lawrence Cassidy Give Me Head Productions was a short-lived television company based in the shoestring suburbs of eastern Silicon Valley. The CEO and sole financial backer Lawrence Cassidy had an ambitious dream: he wanted to create the first interactive television series ever to be broadcast, hoping to finally…
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Who Are The Cyberpigs?
Shoot Now, Serve Later In Cyberia society is always on the brink of collapse. Nobody ever has enough candy and everybody has far too many enemies. Human life is worth less than a pair of tennis shoes. Worse still, the big tech and data corporations are more powerful now than the Cyberpigs ever were. The…
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