“None of these digi-capitalist dupes even know who I am. They are too busy with their stupid AI pets and robotic sex dolls to even notice my presence.” –Mikh

District: Somewhere between the Russian Quarter and Megacorp Valley.

Occupation: A highly skilled secret agent operating on behalf of the post-Soviet order which is an even worse place than what came before (which, let’s be honest, was pretty grim).

Mikh is living among Cyberians and working among the digi-capitalists every day without them even batting an eyelid. His primary secret mission is surveillance of new digital and warfare technologies, observing the shadowy Cyberia Council and occasional acts of sabotage. He is to copy as many blueprints as possible then bazookar them to the other side of the Iron Curtain.

We know from the Russian Quarter backstory that Mikh was snuck into the narrative by a couple of members of the Give Me Head team which is fitting. We believe that, if the Cyberia project ever saw the light of day, he would have been a major player. We just can’t pinpoint why exactly…

As we learn about the new ice cold war between the Russian mafia and the greasers, it appears that Mikh could change the course of events considerably. As a trained secret agent completely off the radar of everyone including the Russians, he would have an opportunity to exploit the greasers mercilessly.

Such a blow could be the end for them. However, there is also the tiny possibility that Mikh could have a spiritual crisis and defect to the other side of the curtain. This would ultimately be decided by the real world players and how they choose to progress. It’s also worth a mention that someone has  written: on the back of the colle tors’ card

No matter the cautious steps taken by the player, this ruski cunt should end up with the worst death imaginable. Anything less than that and I quitety quit. If you disagree with me then this also means you are all traitors, US haters or  pen pushing fakers.

We don’t know who had written this but the acidity is dripping from every word. The next day a team was assigned to think up the nastiest deaths for Mikh imaginable. We hope to find more of this crazy little tangent In the future.

Biodata: 90

Preferred Weapon: The Evilski: a Soviet souvenir which was used extensively during all of the Cold Wars. Its only redeeming feature is that it can be carried undetected and can be endlessly modded. Other than that it’s about as much use as a French tickler made from peanut butter.

Favourite book: The Party Manifesto: A Guide to the Revolutionary Overhaul of Bourgeois digi-capitalism and the Subsequent Implementation of a Nanny State for Future Proletarian Partying.

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