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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia Trailer, Promo Posters and Video Game Sleeves
En Route to 16-bit Heaven! When sifting through a few thousand paper documents, you begin to see who is loosely responsible for what, where the hierarchy begins and ends, who quit, who should’ve quit, who was sacked, who sucked, who somehow survived and so on and so forth. Noticeably absent from most of the documents…
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The Cyberia Lowdown
Welcome all Cyber Heads! This is the official launch of a first-of-its-kind lost media project created by two brothers drunk on ’80s nostalgia. Here’s the lowdown: Way back in 1988, an ambitious company called Give Me Head Productions began working out of a Silicon Valley office space over on the B-movie side of town. Headed…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #45 Lord Garf
“I won’t stop until I’m bigger than God.” -Lord Garf District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: CEO of SKARS Corp and cluster headache for Scotch Mike. Let’s face it: the last four playable characters have been rubbish. But from famine to feast, we arrive at Lord Garf. We already knew that this playable character was going to…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #41 NoCanDo
“I prefer snake to sap.” –NoCanDo District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: “Team leader” of the Bombay Butchers. We are 99% certain that “team leader” means capo, but the unknown employee who worked on him couldn’t be bothered to research this detail and has subsequently made a spectacular blunder. Or, most likely, their heart just wasn’t in…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia: The Video Game That Nearly Caused a Mass Shooting
By mid-July the team was still on a high–both metaphorically and literally. CEO Lawrence Cassidy had spent a little over half of his inheritance in two and a half months (with approximately half of that spent on Rayful Edmond’s cocaine). Cassidy wasn’t really counting because he was incapable of it. For him, reality had turned…
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Cyberia Location #1 The Screamer Arena!
Because we’ve found so much visual material regarding the Screamer Arena we decided to break it up into two groups. The following commercial and promotional material is some of the greatest we’ve found by the Give Me Head team. Cycle through them at your own leisure and then we’ll explain everything we know about the…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #17 Bronqo
“I’m best pals with the Yakuza. Their favourite pastime is severing the noses off lesser men so don’t piss me off.” –Bronqo District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Vehicle imports and exports. Bronqo is a class A gas junkie who trades in very expensive vehicles. He regularly does business with Mr Kwong, a representative of the Yakuza,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in advanced technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #12 Keith
The CUINT elite team of hackers have some of the best Ubercomputers in what’s left of the world. These Ubercomputers are continuously tasked with keeping their organisation off the radar of the Cyberpigs and Council ghouls while trying to gain as much intel on thesse organisations. This is easier said than it sounds for a…
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