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The Bloopers Archive
We’re starting to tuck into a reel given to us by Nelson. He told us that he made a carbon copy the day before leaving Give Me Head HQ. He also told us it’s of varying quality, “but there’s some good shit if you can clean it up”. It was actually from the second reel…
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The Day Nelson Got in Touch to Say Hello.
We knew the day would come when a former Give Me Head employee would get in touch. However, we never thought it’d be Nelson. He hardly appears in any of the meetings or other documents but was there until mid-July. His background was in engineering and special FX. Yet he was asked to “keep an…
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Lawrence Cassidy Vs The State of the World
It was the third week into setting up shop and the Federal Communications Commission sent along Ms Penny Dudek one scorching hot Monday morning. She came with a loud knock which only Ryba was alert enough to hear. The weekend had been particularly heavy and he looked and smelt like he’d just had a gangbang…
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The Ryba Chronicle
We have done some digging to find out what we can about Charlie Ryba. Without disclosing the specifics, we managed to find out which college he went to and in what year. This period of his life is essentially all you need to know about Ryba in order to understand his place in this Give…
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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia Trailer, Promo Posters and Video Game Sleeves
En Route to 16-bit Heaven! When sifting through a few thousand paper documents, you begin to see who is loosely responsible for what, where the hierarchy begins and ends, who quit, who should’ve quit, who was sacked, who sucked, who somehow survived and so on and so forth. Noticeably absent from most of the documents…
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Trailer Trash
Depending on the click journey you have embarked on to get here, you may have already come across Damien. In a nutshell we visited him a couple of months ago when we were last in the U.S of Ace. He helped us to time travel back to the ’80s by restoring some old film reels.…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #3 [August + September]
What began as one man’s battle cry of ambition ended as a whimper of bewilderment by the very same man. What’s even worse is that it was less than five months between the two. If we return to that first ever phone call between CEO Cassidy and best buddy Charlie Ryba, hit the pause button…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #2 [June + July]
At the start of June, Give Me Head HQ looked like an office which had been sculptured into a monthlong rave. There were a number of employees who still didn’t have a clue what they were supposed to be doing. They would come to the office each morning, smoke a spliff and pretend they were…
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CEO Lawrence Cassidy’s Biography: Putting the Silly Con into Silicon
“Life is like a game of chess. It goes on too long.”–CEO Cassidy What’s infinitely more interesting about Lawrence Cassidy is what we don’t know about him. However, here’s what we do know. Cassidy is something of a maverick. Before the Give Me Head madness, he had lived what most folks would call a privileged…