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Slangder #6: What is Crystal Pizza?
Crystal pzza is a narcotic which is near-universally abused in the Cyberia Universe. You take it, your boss encourages you to take it, your gran takes it in larger doses than anybody else. Your hairdresser takes it, your postman takes it, even your AI pet parrot takes it. And they take it all day every…
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Trailer Trash
Depending on the click journey you have embarked on to get here, you may have already come across Damien. In a nutshell we visited him a couple of months ago when we were last in the U.S of Ace. He helped us to time travel back to the ’80s by restoring some old film reels.…
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The Punks That Got Away
When rummaging around some files, we stumbled across a series of mugshots. Each came with a sheet of lined paper covered in time-faded unflattering scribbles. It was immediately obvious that these were drafts of playable characters; ones which were scrapped for being ridiculous or because there were issues with the actor. In this chapter we’re…
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The Cyberia Lowdown
Welcome all Cyber Heads! This is the official launch of a first-of-its-kind lost media project created by two brothers drunk on ’80s nostalgia. Here’s the lowdown: Way back in 1988, an ambitious company called Give Me Head Productions began working out of a Silicon Valley office space over on the B-movie side of town. Headed…
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The Day We Dug Up a Treasure Trove [VHS #1]
After sorting through our first chapter of material and making double sure that we had rescued everything possible, we decided to revisit the Silicon Valley office to see if we could find anything else related to Give Me Head Productions and/or the Cyberia project. We knew there had to be more material in that cold,…
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A Compilation of Dmitry’s 3-Inch Floppy Animations [With Animation]
As mentioned here, we have received these short clips which were created by the super talented video game developer Dmitry Parsons. Roger had noted in the email that graphics #3 and #9 aren’t an accurate representation. The originals will have had a “much lower frame rate and more aggressive pixels”. We would like to note…
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Slangder #5: What is a Warbot? [With Footage]
A warbot is the name given to AI-charged mercenaries. They are partly constructed from explosive liquid nitrogen so that, as and when they are killed, they blow up everything and everyone within a square mile radius. Warbots don’t care which team they are on. However, they are fiercely loyal to their employers providing they regularly…
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The Mystery of Mr Mystery
If you’ve been clicking around these pages for any length of time, you will regularly see us pointing out the work of one particularly talented dude who we are struggling to identify. As such we refer to him (it’s probably a him given how few women worked at Give Me Head) as Mr Mystery. The…
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Las Madonnas: The Scrapped Sisterhood of Mercy
You may have already noticed that barely any women worked for Give Me Head Productions. If the company name didn’t put them off then we’re presuming that Cassidy probably did. All jokes aside, the ’80s didn’t really care much for women; it just seemed to tolerate them to a point. That’s one reason why there’s…

