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Lawrence Cassidy Vs The State of the World
It was the third week into setting up shop and the Federal Communications Commission sent along Ms Penny Dudek one scorching hot Monday morning. She came with a loud knock which only Ryba was alert enough to hear. The weekend had been particularly heavy and he looked and smelt like he’d just had a gangbang…
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The Ryba Chronicle
We have done some digging to find out what we can about Charlie Ryba. Without disclosing the specifics, we managed to find out which college he went to and in what year. This period of his life is essentially all you need to know about Ryba in order to understand his place in the Give…
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Reel Mayhem Magazine: A Trashy but Classic Action and Kung Fu Movie Magazine
After much debate we decided to include excerpts from the above magazine copy which we found in the office. The decision is based on the fact that it had to be owned by somebody from the Give Me Head team because nobody has worked in the office since they left. We also know that the…
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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia Trailer, Promo Posters and Video Game Sleeves
En Route to 16-bit Heaven! When sifting through a few thousand paper documents, you begin to see who is loosely responsible for what, where the hierarchy begins and ends, who quit, who should’ve quit, who was sacked, who sucked, who somehow survived and so on and so forth. Noticeably absent from most of the documents…
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Let’s Party Like It’s ’88!
Every so often somebody gets in touch with us claiming they have information related to the Cyberia project only to then disappear into a black hole. A few days ago a fella called Stan bucked the trend and emailed us saying he’d been surfing around our site the other day. Later that evening he was…
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Trailer Trash
Depending on the click journey you have embarked on to get here, you may have already come across Damien. In a nutshell we visited him a couple of months ago when we were last in the U.S of Ace. He helped us to time travel back to the ’80s by restoring some old film reels.…
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The Punks Who Got Away
When rummaging around some files, we stumbled across a series of mugshots. Each came with a sheet of lined paper covered in time-faded unflattering scribbles. It was immediately obvious that these were drafts of playable characters; ones which were scrapped for being ridiculous or because there were issues with the actor. In this chapter we’re…
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The Cyberia Lowdown
Welcome all Cyber Heads! This is the official launch of a first-of-its-kind lost media project created by two brothers drunk on ’80s nostalgia. Here’s the lowdown: Way back in 1988, an ambitious company called Give Me Head Productions began working out of a Silicon Valley office space over on the B-movie side of town. Headed…
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The Mystery of Mr Mystery
If you’ve been clicking around these pages for any length of time, you will regularly see us pointing out the work of one particularly talented dude who we are struggling to identify. As such we refer to him (it’s probably a him given how few women worked at Give Me Head) as Mr Mystery. The…

