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The Bloopers Archive
We’re starting to tuck into a reel given to us by Nelson. He told us that he made a carbon copy the day before leaving Give Me Head HQ. He also told us it’s of varying quality, “but there’s some good shit if you can clean it up”. It was actually from the second reel…
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The Day Nelson Got in Touch to Say Hello.
We knew the day would come when a former Give Me Head employee would get in touch. However, we never thought it’d be Nelson. He hardly appears in any of the meetings or other documents but was there until mid-July. His background was in engineering and special FX. Yet he was asked to “keep an…
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Lawrence Cassidy Vs The State of the World
It was the third week into setting up shop and the Federal Communications Commission sent along Ms Penny Dudek one scorching hot Monday morning. She came with a loud knock which only Ryba was alert enough to hear. The weekend had been particularly heavy and he looked and smelt like he’d just had a gangbang…
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The Ryba Chronicle
We have done some digging to find out what we can about Charlie Ryba. Without disclosing the specifics, we managed to find out which college he went to and in what year. This period of his life is essentially all you need to know about Ryba in order to understand his place in this Give…
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Reel Mayhem Magazine: A Trashy but Classic Action and Kung Fu Movie Magazine
After much debate we decided to include excerpts from the above magazine copy which we found in the office. The decision is based on the fact that it had to be owned by somebody from the Give Me Head team because nobody has worked in the office since they left. We also know that the…
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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia Trailer, Promo Posters and Video Game Sleeves
En Route to 16-bit Heaven! When sifting through a few thousand paper documents, you begin to see who is loosely responsible for what, where the hierarchy begins and ends, who quit, who should’ve quit, who was sacked, who sucked, who somehow survived and so on and so forth. Noticeably absent from most of the documents…
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Let’s Party Like It’s ’88!
Every so often somebody gets in touch with us claiming they have information related to the Cyberia project only to then disappear into a black hole. A few days ago a fella called Stan bucked the trend and emailed us saying he’d been surfing around our site the other day. Later that evening he was…
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Trailer Trash
Depending on the click journey you have embarked on to get here, you may have already come across Damien. In a nutshell we visited him a couple of months ago when we were last in the U.S of Ace. He helped us to time travel back to the ’80s by restoring some old film reels.…
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The Punks Who Got Away
When rummaging around some files, we stumbled across a series of mugshots. Each came with a sheet of lined paper covered in time-faded unflattering scribbles. It was immediately obvious that these were drafts of playable characters; ones which were scrapped for being ridiculous or because there were issues with the actor. In this chapter we’re…