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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #43 Masher
“Brad will pay with his life for what he did to my beloved Fifi. But only after I’ve chopped his nuts off with a particularly blunt cleaver.” -Masher District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Brad Hunter. Masher is a loner who has spent the last few years of his life intent on avenging the death of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #42 Wizer
“I’m more intelligent than Barry Kasparov.” -Wizer District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Propaganda Factory for the Cyberian Underground Insurgent Network Terrorists (CUINT). Wizer is our final playable character recruited by the CUINT (following Keith, Gibbo and Ralph Nasty). He is also, according to some sketches we found, “part genius, part Warbot“. However, the Warbot part has…
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Cyberia Location #3 Cyberia Zoo [With Footage]
As we have seen elsewhere, when CEO Cassidy first saw his bank balance post-inheritance, he began to throw a ton of money at various early projects. The most expensive of the lot was the Cyberia Zoo. We have absolutely no clue why anyone would think this was a good idea. Such a location is wildly…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #2 [June + July]
At the start of June, Give Me Head HQ looked like an office which had been sculptured into a monthlong rave. There were a number of employees who still didn’t have a clue what they were supposed to be doing. They would come to the office each morning, smoke a spliff and pretend they were…
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CEO Lawrence Cassidy’s Biography: Putting the Silly Con into Silicon
“Life is like a game of chess. It goes on too long.”–CEO Cassidy What’s infinitely more interesting about Lawrence Cassidy is what we don’t know about him. However, here’s what we do know. Cassidy is something of a maverick. Before the Give Me Head madness, he had lived what most folks would call a privileged…
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Cyberia District #6 Roadkill Boondocks and the Hell Fire Crew [With Footage]
The Roadkill Boondocks was clearly and shamelessly “inspired” by the Mad Max movies; specifically Beyond the Thunderdome which had not long been released. Visually speaking it is one of the most interesting districts. All that dirt and decay; it looks like a jolly summer holiday in the jaws of Death Valley. A crew of eight…
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Introducing Daddy Swank
“Even when I take a dump, my worshippers offer to buy the toilet bowl for extortionate prices.” –Daddy Swank If You Thought AI Art Was Taking the Piss… Daddy Swank is a non-playable character who owns the Swank Gallery; a crucial location in Cyberia where players can try to earn extra candy by buying and…
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Cyberia Location #2: The Swank Gallery
The Swank Gallery, located in the Pleasure Strip, is one of several almost prophetic concepts which the Give Me Head team accidentally came up with (for another example take a look at the visionary Candy Coins dreamt up by Myra Lippit). It was going to be a fully functioning marketplace for buying and selling weird…
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In Memory of Mitch Thorne 1950-1995 [With Footage]
After we wrote about his role in the short-lived Give Me Head special FX department, we received an anonymous email from somebody who claimed to have been close to Mitch Thorne before he sadly passed. While we can’t identify this person, the information they provided to us checks out, and so we are very grateful…
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Cyberian Retro Futuristic Tech and Gadgets #3 Cybervenom
In such a tech-rich genre as cyberpunk, where everyone is permanently staring at digital monitor screens and committing petty crimes, the Give Me Head team needed to get it right otherwise the whole project would sink. They all agreed that tech implants, personal computers (otherwise known as Ubercomputers in this universe), hackers and mercenary warbots…
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