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The Bloopers Archive
We’re starting to tuck into a reel given to us by Nelson. He told us that he made a carbon copy the day before leaving Give Me Head HQ. He also told us it’s of varying quality, “but there’s some good shit if you can clean it up”. It was actually from the second reel…
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The Day Nelson Got in Touch to Say Hello.
We knew the day would come when a former Give Me Head employee would get in touch. However, we never thought it’d be Nelson. He hardly appears in any of the meetings or other documents but was there until mid-July. His background was in engineering and special FX. Yet he was asked to “keep an…
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Lawrence Cassidy Vs The State of the World
It was the third week into setting up shop and the Federal Communications Commission sent along Ms Penny Dudek one scorching hot Monday morning. She came with a loud knock which only Ryba was alert enough to hear. The weekend had been particularly heavy and he looked and smelt like he’d just had a gangbang…
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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia Trailer, Promo Posters and Video Game Sleeves
En Route to 16-bit Heaven! When sifting through a few thousand paper documents, you begin to see who is loosely responsible for what, where the hierarchy begins and ends, who quit, who should’ve quit, who was sacked, who sucked, who somehow survived and so on and so forth. Noticeably absent from most of the documents…
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Las Madonnas: The Scrapped Sisterhood of Mercy
You may have already noticed that barely any women worked for Give Me Head Productions. If the company name didn’t put them off then we’re presuming that Cassidy probably did. All jokes aside, the ’80s didn’t really care much for women; it just seemed to tolerate them to a point. That’s one reason why there’s…
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Giddy Ferret Paw the Musical Mental Case [With Live Footage]
Giddy Ferret Paw isn’t the real birth name of this funky eccentric; Sidney Swarbrick is. But we’ll honour using it anyway. As we can all see from these photographs, Giddy is an interesting character who, by the grace of fifty pagan gods, somehow ended up working for Give Me Head Productions. He was the only employee…
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How Would An Interactive Cyberpunk Television Series Even Work?
While piecing together these various documents and artefacts, we found ourselves returning to one important question: how would the interactive role-playing element even work? Having a weekly cyberpunk series which people at home can play along with sounds like the greatest concept in the entire world–the cultural equivalent of George Lemaître’s contribution to the Big…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #48 Skidz
“Awright, guv. Come an’ Worzel me fackin’ bag coz I only ‘ave t’ best Persians in tarn.” –Skidz District: Roadkill Boondocks (surely?) Occupation: This dipshit marks the beginning of a cruel end. The only information we have on this sad, playable character is–just to rub salt in the wounds–a resignation letter we’ve found dated August…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #41 NoCanDo
“I prefer snake to sap.” –NoCanDo District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: “Team leader” of the Bombay Butchers. We are 99% certain that “team leader” means capo, but the unknown employee who worked on him couldn’t be bothered to research this detail and has subsequently made a spectacular blunder. Or, most likely, their heart just wasn’t in…
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