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Lawrence Cassidy Vs The State of the World
It was the third week into setting up shop and the Federal Communications Commission sent along Ms Penny Dudek one scorching hot Monday morning. She came with a loud knock which only Ryba was alert enough to hear. The weekend had been particularly heavy and he looked and smelt like he’d just had a gangbang…
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The Ryba Chronicle
We have done some digging to find out what we can about Charlie Ryba. Without disclosing the specifics, we managed to find out which college he went to and in what year. This period of his life is essentially all you need to know about Ryba in order to understand his place in the Give…
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Slangder #8: What is Biodata?
Biodata is a measurement that Alberto came up with while creating the Screamer Arena. He realised that every contender needed some metrics which would look at health, strength, agility, movement, speed, conditioning, luck, intelligence, unpredictability, barbarity and core stability. These factors are predetermined for all non-playable characters and are added together on a percentage basis…
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Cyberia Location #5 The D-Gen Den
Ground Floor: The Casino Located at the Pleasure Strip, the only way to access the D-Gen casino was at the front of the building. We’ll explain this a little further down the line. For now we shall look at Hanz’s lucrative business model which, despite him looking like a children’s entertainer who’s about to slap…
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Trailer Trash
Depending on the click journey you have embarked on to get here, you may have already come across Damien. In a nutshell we visited him a couple of months ago when we were last in the U.S of Ace. He helped us to time travel back to the ’80s by restoring some old film reels.…
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The Cyberia Lowdown
Welcome all Cyber Heads! This is the official launch of a first-of-its-kind lost media project created by two brothers drunk on ’80s nostalgia. Here’s the lowdown: Way back in 1988, an ambitious company called Give Me Head Productions began working out of a Silicon Valley office space over on the B-movie side of town. Headed…
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The Day We Dug Up a Treasure Trove [VHS #1]
After sorting through our first chapter of material and making double sure that we had rescued everything possible, we decided to revisit the Silicon Valley office to see if we could find anything else related to Give Me Head Productions and/or the Cyberia project. We knew there had to be more material in that cold,…
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Slangder #5: What is a Warbot? [With Footage]
A warbot is the name given to AI-charged mercenaries. They are partly constructed from explosive liquid nitrogen so that, as and when they are killed, they blow up everything and everyone within a square mile radius. Warbots don’t care which team they are on. However, they are fiercely loyal to their employers providing they regularly…
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The Shadowy Cyberia Council
In the grand scheme of things, we’re not sure where to place the Cyberia Council. Although it saw a fair bit of visual development in the early days (which explains why it’s all nice and shiny), it didn’t have much of a narrative purpose, not helped by the fact that there are no playable characters…
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Giddy Ferret Paw the Musical Mental Case [With Live Footage]
Giddy Ferret Paw isn’t the real birth name of this funky eccentric; Sidney Swarbrick is. But we’ll honour using it anyway. As we can all see from these photographs, Giddy is an interesting character who, by the grace of fifty pagan gods, somehow ended up working for Give Me Head Productions. He was the only employee…
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