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Cyberia District #2 The Russian Quarter
The Russian Quarter is a decrepit district out in the eastern suburbs of the Cyberia Universe. Several of the playable characters etch out their existence here. The two main etchers are Boriz and his boss Count Maxim. Boriz is a low level pimp who dreams of bigger things, but he doesn’t have a clue how…
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Cyberia District #1 Megacorp Valley [With Footage]
Megacorp Valley is by far the busiest district in the Cyberia Universe. The majority of characters survive and die here, fighting over candy like two fat toddlers with sugar withdrawals. Some characters only visit occasionally, hoping to take down the corrupt CEOs of the megacorps and finally put an end to a corrupt system which…
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Cyberia Location #1 The Screamer Arena! [With Footage]
There are several locations which were going to appear over and over throughout the Cyberia Universe. One of the first which the team came up with was the Screamer Arena. After a fist fight among staff, it was eventually located in Megacorp Valley rather than the Pleasure Strip (which according to Alberto was “hogging all…
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Cyberia Megacorp #2 Chipmunk
Duncan “Dildo Master” Marshall had just finished a gruelling internship at a New York advertising agency. He was waiting for an appointment at a careers office, browsing the classifieds of a Visit the Golden State tourism pamphlet when something caught his eye: Calling all marketing mavericks! Our fresh new team is looking for somebody capable…
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Cyberia Megacorp #1 Viv Bastard
As we continue to explore the Cyberia Universe, we will look at some of the ideas pitched by employees at Give Me Head Productions HQ. They understood that such a project required coherent, multilayered immersion. To their credit, they were on track for achieving at least this much (if they had a thousand years to…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #20 Yan
“I control the entry point at the Boondocks and you look like someone I wouldn’t allow through.” –Yan District: Roadkill Boondocks Occupation: Boondocks border guard. Yan has lived in the Boondocks all of his life and has only seen it deteriorate with more poverty and crime which, to be fair, is a mirror image of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #17 Bronqo
“I’m best pals with the Yakuza. Their favourite pastime is severing the heads off lesser men so don’t piss me off.” –Bronqo District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Vehicle imports and exports. Bronqo is a class A gas junkie who trades in very expensive vehicles. He regularly does business with Mr Kwong, a representative of the Yakuza,…
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Mickey “Motormouth” P. and His Lust for Muscle
One of the few areas Give Me Head Productions really excelled in was vehicle design. The above gallery of outstanding cars is testament to this. The vast majority of this work was by Mickey “Motormouth” P., a dysfunctional graphic designer from Fuckyeahville, somewhere in Texas probably. In Cyberian parlance he’s a classic gas junkie. Motormouth…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in bulletproof technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #13 Booboo
“Booboo gots the best psychos in the Strip. Expensive to those who can endure it, totally off limits to those who can’t.” –Booboo District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Club promoter and salesman of the “psycho drug”; a powerful psychedelic which is 100 times stronger than DMT and with the benefit of added vitamins. However, the…

