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Cyberia Megacorp #1 Viv Bastard
As we continue to explore the Cyberia Universe, we will look at some of the ideas pitched by employees at Give Me Head Productions HQ. They came to realise, like taking a gut punch from Pernell Whittaker, that such a project required coherent immersion. To their credit, they were on track for achieving at least…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #20 Yan
“I control the entry point at the Boondocks and you look like someone I wouldn’t allow through.” –Yan District: Roadkill Boondocks Occupation: Boondocks border guard. Yan has lived in the Boondocks all of his life and has only seen it deteriorate with more poverty and crime which, to be fair, is a mirror image of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #17 Bronqo
“I’m best pals with the Yakuza. Their favourite pastime is severing the noses off lesser men so don’t piss me off.” –Bronqo District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Vehicle imports and exports. Bronqo is a class A gas junkie who trades in very expensive vehicles. He regularly does business with Mr Kwong, a representative of the Yakuza,…
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Mickey “Motormouth” P. and His Lust for Muscle
One of the few areas Give Me Head Productions really excelled was vehicle design. The above gallery of outstanding cars is testament to this. The vast majority of this work was by Mickey “Motormouth” P., a dysfunctional graphic designer from Fuckyeahville, somewhere in Texas probably. In Cyberian patter he’s a total gas junkie. Motormouth had…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in advanced technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #13 Booboo
“Booboo gots the best psychos in the Strip. Expensive to those who can endure it, totally off limits to those who can’t.” –Booboo District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Club promoter and salesman of the psycho drug; a powerful psychedelic which is 100 times stronger than DMT and with the benefit of added vitamins. However, the…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #12 Keith
The CUINT elite team of hackers have some of the best Ubercomputers in what’s left of the world. These Ubercomputers are continuously tasked with keeping their organisation off the radar of the Cyberpigs and Council ghouls while trying to gain as much intel on thesse organisations. This is easier said than it sounds for a…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #19 Mikh
“None of these digi-capitalist dupes even know who I am. They are too busy with their stupid AI pets and robotic sex dolls to even notice my presence.” –Mikh District: Somewhere between the Russian Quarter and Megacorp Valley. Occupation: A highly skilled secret agent operating on behalf of the post-Soviet order which is an even…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #18 Mandy
“My Ubercomputer can kick your Ubercomputer’s ass with a left-left-right combo and then finish it off with a drunken rabbit kung fu throw in less than a nanosecond.” –Mandy District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Security for SKARS Corp. You wouldn’t think it at first glance but Mandy works for the darker side of Megacorp Valley.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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