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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #24 Mr Kwong
“I’m Yakuza. Mess with me and you’ll be tomorrow’s sushi.” -Mr Kwong District: Dual citizen of Greaser Suburbs via Tokyo. Occupation: Broker of elite Japanese vehicles and modification parts. Mr Kwong is one of the rare playable characters who isn’t a full resident of Cyberia and whose backstory extends beyond the shores. Despite having a…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #23 Jon Eric
“My Father is a massive wanker but I still love him.” –Jon Eric District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Unemployed. Jon Eric has arrived in Little Amsterdam at roughly the same time as Toby. However, the reason couldn’t be more different. Jon is the son of Gunther. Gunther has no idea that he has a son. It…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #22 Toby
“The old man Gunther needs to understand that he’s no longer the only talented crystal pizza chef in town. They call it the free market for good reason.” –Toby District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Aspiring narcotics manufacturer. Toby has arrived from out of town, having heard that there’s only one chef supplying the whole of Little…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card Hanz #21
“If you see Booboo around here, tell him he’s dead meat.” –Hanz District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Nightclub and casino owner. Hanz is dripping with sleaze and that peculiar type of sweat which only morbidly obese people seem to excrete; somewhere between wallpaper paste and bull sperm. Hanz’s nightclub and casino, known as The D-gen…
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Cyberia Megacorp #4 SKARS CORP and Introducing “Tin Man” O’shea
Out of all the megacorps in Cyberia, SKARS features the most. This is because several of the playable characters find themselves creating an alliance to bring down this totalitarian titan once and for all. Scotch Mike, who deeply regrets the SKARS sponsored surgical procedure he had during his young and impressionable years, understands what’s really…
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Slangder #3: What is the Anal-World?
The Anal-World is what Cyberians call our world; a peaceful utopia before computer technology had completely destroyed everyone’s life. As the Give Me Head team was creating this universe in 1988, they had no idea what the 2020s and beyond would actually look like. If you’re still wondering: anal is short for analogue. Of course, we…
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Cyberia Megacorp #3 Candy Coins
Probably the most prophetic of all the megacorps, Candy Coins was going to be the main currency for Cyberia’s criminal underworld which basically means that everyone was going to be using it including those brutish Cyberpigs. Myra Lippit was already working in the Silicon area when she applied for the role of “project leader who…
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Cyberia District #3 Greaser Suburbs
The Greaser Suburbs is probably our favourite district of them all. It just reeks of bollocks, hangover cures and recycled grease. Everyone who lives here–and we mean everyone–rebels against the usual metropunk attire by wearing the filthiest roadkill leathers on the market and listening to Puerto Rican cock rock loud enough to stir the devil…
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Cyberia District #2 The Russian Quarter
The Russian Quarter is a seedy district out in the eastern suburbs of the Cyberia Universe. Several of the playable characters etch out their existence here. The two main etchers are Boriz and his boss Count Maxim. Boriz is a low level pimp who dreams of bigger things, but he doesn’t have a clue how…
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Cyberia District #1 Megacorp Valley
Megacorp Valley is by far the busiest district in the Cyberia Universe. The majority of characters survive and die here, fighting over candy like toddlers with sugar withdrawals. Some playable characters only visit occasionally, hoping to take down the corrupt CEOs of the megacorps and to finally put an end to a nefarious system which…
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