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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #18 Mandy
“My Ubercomputer can kick your Ubercomputer’s ass with a left-left-right combo and then finish it off with a drunken rabbit kung fu throw in less than a nanosecond.” –Mandy District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Security for SKARS Corp. You wouldn’t think it at first glance but Mandy works for the darker side of Megacorp Valley.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #11 Jo Chi
“Cyberpigs bring me out in hives. That’s why I like to make them squeal.” –Jo Chi District: Unknown Occupation: Cyberpig slayer. Jo Chi has one of the most difficult jobs in Cyberia, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. He works for a low-key criminal enterprise known as The Bombay Butchers which is led…
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Noddy’s Contribution
The below images are the very cartoons created by Noddy. We believe there will be more hiding in a basement somewhere. If we locate anything else, you’ll be the first to know. Back in ’88, Edward “Noddy” Blackburn had not long lost his job at a VHS rental store. Out of sheer boredom he had…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #1 [May]
“I Put the Silly Con into Silicon.”–CEO Lawrence Cassidy Give Me Head Productions was a short-lived television company based in the shoestring suburbs of eastern Silicon Valley. The CEO and sole financial backer Lawrence Cassidy had an ambitious dream: he wanted to create the first interactive television series ever to be broadcast, hoping to finally…
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Who Are The Cyberpigs?
Shoot Now, Serve Later Society is always on the brink of collapse in Cyberia. Nobody ever has enough candy and everybody has far too many enemies. Human life is worth less than a pair of tennis shoes. Worse still, the big tech and data corporations are more powerful now than the Cyberpigs will ever were…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #10 Scotch Mike
“I only go after the bad guys, but that distinction is getting harder to make in Cyberia.” –Scotch Mike District: Unknown although he spends a lot of his time in Megacorp Valley recruiting the dream team. Occupation: Private detective with a relatively clean conscience. Scotch Mike doesn’t drink scotch and his real name isn’t Mike.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #9 Good Boy Ray
“Sorry, ladies. I’m married to the joystick.” –Good Boy Ray District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Elite hacker. Everyone in Cyberia is a hacker of some sort, but then there are the real hackers. Good Boy Ray is a real hacker with one of the best Ubercomputers on the black market. It is capable of unleashing enough…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #8 Pat
“I might look like a Texan lapdancer from the Anal-World, but I can complete most medium difficulty crossword puzzles in under an hour.” –Pat District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Head waitress at the Flying Arm Bar which is located on the suburbs of The Pleasure Strip. It’s a rough and ready establishment which attracts gas…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #7 Boriz
“All my girls come in bubblegum flavour.” –Boriz District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Aspiring DJ and pimping AI sexbots on the fifth floor of a gentlemen’s club known as Love Bites. Boriz is no Mr Big. However, he does work for the head of the Russian mafia, Count Maxim, who took pity on Boriz after…
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