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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in bulletproof technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #13 Booboo
“Booboo gots the best psychos in the Strip. Expensive to those who can endure it, totally off limits to those who can’t.” –Booboo District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Club promoter and salesman of the “psycho drug”; a powerful psychedelic which is 100 times stronger than DMT and with the benefit of added vitamins. However, the…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #12 Keith
“Ever since I’ve read the Tao Te Ching, I feel at one with Mother Nature.” –Keith District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Data General for the Cyberian Underground Insurgent Network Terrorists (CUINT). With so much social decay in Cyberia, Keith spends his days rallying against injustice. However, injustice in Cyberia is basically the corrupt and useless Cyberpigs,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #18 Mandy
“My Ubercomputer can kick your Ubercomputer’s ass with a left-left-right combo and then finish you off with a drunken rabbit kung fu throw in less than a nanosecond.” –Mandy District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Elite hacker and Cyber Security for SKARS Corp. You wouldn’t think it at first glance but Mandy works for the darker side…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #19 Mikh
“None of these digi-capitalist dupes even know who I am. They are too busy with their stupid AI pets and robotic sex dolls.” –Mikh District: Somewhere between the Russian Quarter and Megacorp Valley. Occupation: Secret agent operating on behalf of the post-Soviet order which is an even worse place than what came before (which, let’s…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #16 Dot
“People think I’m just a big baby. So long as they keep giving me coconut and locust jellies, I don’t give a damn.” –Dot District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Full-time pet. Dot is a baby-sized adult suffering from a rare disease known as perma-baby. The disease appeared a few years after scientific trials involving human and…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #11 Jo Chi
“Cyberpigs bring me out in hives. That’s why I like to make them squeal.” –Jo Chi District: Unknown. Occupation: Cyberpig slayer. Jo Chi has one of the most difficult jobs in Cyberia, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. He works for a low-key criminal enterprise known as The Bombay Butchers which is led…
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Noddy’s Contribution
Back in ’88, Edward “Noddy” Blackburn had not long lost his job at a VHS rental store. Out of sheer boredom he had begun to switch tapes around whenever somebody hired out the latest Hollywood blockbuster. Expecting a big budget extravaganza, the customer would get home, press play and would find themselves watching some art…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #1 [May]
“I Put the Silly Con into Silicon.”–CEO Lawrence Cassidy Give Me Head Productions was a short-lived television company based in the shoestring suburbs of eastern Silicon Valley. The CEO and sole financial backer Lawrence Cassidy had an ambitious dream: he wanted to create the first interactive television series ever to be broadcast, hoping to finally…
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