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Cyberian Retro Futuristic Tech and Gadgets #3 Cybervenom
In such a tech-rich genre as cyberpunk, where everyone is permanently staring at digital monitor screens and committing petty crimes, the Give Me Head team needed to get it right otherwise the whole project would sink. They all agreed that tech implants, personal computers (otherwise known as Ubercomputers in this universe), hackers and mercenary warbots…
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Cyberian Retro Futuristic Tech and Gadgets #2 The Ubercomputer [With Footage]
Another invention that the tech and gadgets team worked on was the Ubercomputer. Back in the summer of ’88, big things were happening in the computing world. The legendary Amiga 500 was ruining the social lives of adults and their children; Windows 2.0 had been released the year before, indicating just how much computers were…
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Cyberian Retro Futuristic Tech and Gadgets #1 The Skanna [With Footage]
A classic example of the Give Me Head employment strategy would begin with suddenly realising that such a monumental television series required specialist knowledge (for example futuristic technology design). CEO Cassidy would tell everyone to assign a “top team of titties” to it. Regardless of talent, specialist area (if applicable) or ability, the people who…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia: The Video Game That Nearly Caused a Mass Shooting
By mid-July the team was still on a high–both metaphorically and literally. CEO Lawrence Cassidy had spent a little over half of his inheritance in two and a half months (with approximately half of that spent on Rayful Edmond’s cocaine). Cassidy wasn’t really counting because he was incapable of it. For him, reality had turned…
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Cyberia Megacorp #4 SKARS Corp and Introducing “Tin Man” O’shea [With Footage]
Out of all the megacorps in Cyberia, SKARS features the most. This is because several of the playable characters find themselves creating an alliance to bring down this totalitarian titan once and for all. Scotch Mike, who deeply regrets the SKARS sponsored surgical procedure he had in his impressionable years, understands what’s really going on…
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Cyberia District #1 Megacorp Valley [With Footage]
Megacorp Valley is by far the busiest district in the Cyberia Universe. The majority of characters survive and die here, fighting over candy like two toddlers with sugar withdrawals. Some characters only visit occasionally, hoping to take down the corrupt CEOs of the megacorps and finally put an end to a nefarious system which serves…
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Noddy’s Contribution
Back in ’88, Edward “Noddy” Blackburn had not long lost his job at a VHS rental store. Out of sheer boredom he had begun to switch tapes around whenever somebody hired out the latest Hollywood blockbuster. Expecting a big budget extravaganza, the customer would get home, press play and would find themselves watching some art…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #1 [May]
“I Put the Silly Con into Silicon.”–CEO Lawrence Cassidy Give Me Head Productions was a short-lived television company based in the shoestring suburbs of eastern Silicon Valley. The CEO and sole financial backer Lawrence Cassidy had an ambitious dream: he wanted to create the first interactive television series ever to be broadcast, hoping to finally…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #7 Boriz
“All my girls come in bubblegum flavour.” –Boriz District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Aspiring DJ and pimping AI sexbots on the fifth floor of a gentlemen’s club known as Love Bites. Boriz is no Mr Big. However, he does work for the head of the Russian mafia, Count Maxim, who took pity on Boriz after…
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