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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #47 Count Maxim
“Fuck you and die.” –Count Maxim District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Russian mafia boss who owns the Love Bites brothel and Rasputin’s Nightclub. You might already know by now that Count Maxim was born into a post-Soviet baby farm somewhere in Chernenkograd, Russia. Barely sentient, he didn’t know at the time that another Russian native…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #45 Lord Garf
“I won’t stop until I’m bigger than God.” -Lord Garf District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: CEO of SKARS Corp and cluster headache for Scotch Mike. Let’s face it: the last four playable characters have been rubbish. But from famine to feast, we arrive at Lord Garf. We already knew that this playable character was going to…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #2 [June + July]
At the start of June, Give Me Head HQ looked like an office which had been sculptured into a monthlong rave. There were a number of employees who still didn’t have a clue what they were supposed to be doing. They would come to the office each morning, smoke a spliff and pretend they were…
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CEO Lawrence Cassidy’s Biography: Putting the Silly Con into Silicon
“Life is like a game of chess. It goes on too long.”–CEO Cassidy What’s infinitely more interesting about Lawrence Cassidy is what we don’t know about him. However, here’s what we do know. Cassidy is something of a maverick. Before the Give Me Head madness, he had lived what most folks would call a privileged…
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Cyberia District #6 Roadkill Boondocks and the Hell Fire Crew [With Footage]
The Roadkill Boondocks was clearly and shamelessly “inspired” by the Mad Max movies; specifically Beyond the Thunderdome which had not long been released. Visually speaking it is one of the most interesting districts. All that dirt and decay; it looks like a jolly summer holiday in the jaws of Death Valley. A crew of eight…
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Cyberia District #5 Little Amsterdam
Little Amsterdam is overspilling with junkies, street punks and petty crime. Everywhere the casual visitor turns, they’re confronted with a ghostly grey figure with a bloody nose or a beggar holding out his cap for small change. It should be noted that there really is nothing “Amsterdam” about this place. Anal-World Amsterdam is rich with…
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Cyberia Location #2: The Swank Gallery
The Swank Gallery, located in the Pleasure Strip, is one of several almost prophetic concepts which the Give Me Head team accidentally came up with (for another example take a look at the visionary Candy Coins dreamt up by Myra Lippit). It was going to be a fully functioning marketplace for buying and selling weird…
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Cyberia District #4 The Pleasure Strip [With Footage]
Narratively speaking the Pleasure Strip is a small, chubby dick incapable of getting excited. It just hangs motionless, the foreskin in an early stage of rigor mortis. In fact it’s so lifeless that even the smegma can no longer cultivate itself on what has become a pitiful phallic sculpture. There are several reasons for this,…
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In Memory of Mitch Thorne 1950-1995 [With Footage]
After we wrote about his role in the short-lived Give Me Head special FX department, we received an anonymous email from somebody who claimed to have been close to Mitch Thorne before he sadly passed. While we can’t identify this person, the information they provided to us checks out, and so we are very grateful…
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Cyberian Retro Futuristic Tech and Gadgets #3 Cybervenom
In such a tech-rich genre as cyberpunk, where everyone is permanently staring at digital monitor screens and committing petty crimes, the Give Me Head team needed to get it right otherwise the whole project would sink. They all agreed that tech implants, personal computers (otherwise known as Ubercomputers in this universe), hackers and mercenary warbots…
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