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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia Trailer and Promo Posters
En Route to 16-bit Heaven! When sifting through a few thousand paper documents, you begin to see who is loosely responsible for what, where the hierarchy begins and ends, who quit, who should’ve quit, who was sacked, who sucked, who somehow survived and so on and so forth. Noticeably absent from most of the documents…
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Las Madonnas: The Scrapped Sisterhood of Mercy
You may have already noticed that barely any women worked for Give Me Head Productions. If the company name didn’t put them off then we’re presuming that Cassidy probably did. All jokes aside, the ’80s didn’t really care much for women; it just seemed to tolerate them to a point. That’s one reason why there’s…
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Giddy Ferret Paw the Musical Mental Case [With Live Footage]
Giddy Ferret Paw isn’t the real birth name of this funky eccentric; Sidney Swarbrick is. But we’ll honour using it anyway. As we can all see from these photographs, Giddy is an interesting character who, by the grace of fifty pagan gods, somehow ended up working for Give Me Head Productions. He was the only employee…
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How Would An Interactive Cyberpunk Television Series Even Work?
While piecing together these various documents and artefacts, we found ourselves returning to one important question: how would the interactive role-playing element even work? Having a weekly cyberpunk series which people at home can play along with sounds like the greatest concept in the entire world–the cultural equivalent of George Lemaître’s contribution to the Big…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #48 Skidz
“Awright, guv. Come an’ Worzel me fackin’ bag coz I only ‘ave t’ best Persians in tarn.” –Skidz District: Roadkill Boondocks (surely?) Occupation: This dipshit marks the beginning of a cruel end. The only information we have on this sad, playable character is–just to rub salt in the wounds–a resignation letter we’ve found dated August…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #41 NoCanDo
“I prefer snake to sap.” –NoCanDo District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: “Team leader” of the Bombay Butchers. We are 99% certain that “team leader” means capo, but the unknown employee who worked on him couldn’t be bothered to research this detail and has subsequently made a spectacular blunder. Or, most likely, their heart just wasn’t in…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #2 [June + July]
At the start of June, Give Me Head HQ looked like an office which had been sculptured into a monthlong rave. There were a number of employees who still didn’t have a clue what they were supposed to be doing. They would come to the office each morning, smoke a spliff and pretend they were…
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CEO Lawrence Cassidy’s Biography: Putting the Silly Con into Silicon
“Life is like a game of chess. It goes on too long.”–CEO Cassidy Lawrence Cassidy is something of a maverick. Before the Give Me Head madness, he had lived what most folks would call a privileged life. But Lawrence would beg to differ. His father, Malcolm Cassidy, took full advantage of the stock markets in…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia: The Video Game That Nearly Caused a Mass Shooting
By mid-July the team was still on a high–both metaphorically and literally. CEO Lawrence Cassidy had spent a little over half of his inheritance in two and a half months (with approximately half of that spent on Rayful Edmond’s cocaine). Cassidy wasn’t really counting because he was incapable of it. For him, reality had turned…
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