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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #29 Alberto
“If you want the best crystal pizza in Cyberia then I can get it to you in less than half an hour during off-peak hours. If you want to quit forever then I’m here to talk.” –Alberto District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Gunther’s drug mule. Alberto used to be a crystal sewer rat, wallowing in nocturnal…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card Hanz #21
“If you see Booboo around here, tell him he’s dead meat.” –Hanz District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Nightclub and casino owner. Hanz is dripping with sleaze and that peculiar type of sweat which only morbidly obese people seem to excrete; somewhere between wallpaper paste and bull sperm. Hanz’s nightclub and casino, known as The D-gen…
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Cyberia Megacorp #4 SKARS Corp and Introducing “Tin Man” O’shea [With Footage]
Out of all the megacorps in Cyberia, SKARS features the most. This is because several of the playable characters find themselves creating an alliance to bring down this totalitarian titan once and for all. Scotch Mike, who deeply regrets the SKARS sponsored surgical procedure he had in his impressionable years, understands what’s really going on…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #17 Bronqo
“I’m best pals with the Yakuza. Their favourite pastime is severing the heads off lesser men so don’t piss me off.” –Bronqo District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Vehicle imports and exports. Bronqo is a class A gas junkie who trades in very expensive vehicles. He regularly does business with Mr Kwong, a representative of the Yakuza,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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Who Are The Cyberpigs?
Shoot Now, Serve Later In Cyberia society is always on the brink of collapse. Nobody ever has enough candy and everybody has far too many enemies. Human life is worth less than a pair of tennis shoes. Worse still, the big tech and data corporations are more powerful now than the Cyberpigs ever were. The…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #4 Tommy Hawk
“I can snuff you out just by blinking at you.” -Tommy Hawk District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Organised crime leader specialising in extortion, importing exotic drugs and chemical weapons, counterfeiting Candy Coins, counterfeiting computer chips, laundering, pimping, larceny and indecent exposure (he frequently gets his nuts out in front of the Cyberpigs). According to some notes,…
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