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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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Neon Nights in Cyberia Trailer and Promo Posters
En Route to 16-bit Heaven! When sifting through a few thousand paper documents, you begin to see who is loosely responsible for what, where the hierarchy begins and ends, who quit, who should’ve quit, who was sacked, who sucked, who somehow survived and so on and so forth. Noticeably absent from most of the documents…
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Let’s Party Like It’s ’88!
Every so often somebody gets in touch with us claiming they have information related to the Cyberia project only to then disappear into a black hole. A few days ago a fella called Stan bucked the trend and emailed us saying he’d been surfing around our site the other day. Later that evening he was…
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Trailer Trash
Depending on the click journey you have embarked on to get here, you may have already come across Damien. In a nutshell we visited him a couple of months ago when we were last in the U.S of Ace. He helped us to time travel back to the ’80s by restoring some old film reels.…
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The Punks That Got Away
When rummaging around some files, we stumbled across a series of mugshots. Each came with a sheet of lined paper covered in time-faded unflattering scribbles. It was immediately obvious that these were drafts of playable characters; ones which were scrapped for being ridiculous or because there were issues with the actor. In this chapter we’re…
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The Cyberia Lowdown
Welcome all Cyber Heads! This is the official launch of a first-of-its-kind lost media project created by two brothers drunk on ’80s nostalgia. Here’s the lowdown: Way back in 1988, an ambitious company called Give Me Head Productions began working out of a Silicon Valley office space over on the B-movie side of town. Headed…
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The Mystery of Mr Mystery
If you’ve been clicking around these pages for any length of time, you will regularly see us pointing out the work of one particularly talented dude who we are struggling to identify. As such we refer to him (it’s probably a him given how few women worked at Give Me Head) as Mr Mystery. The…
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Las Madonnas: The Scrapped Sisterhood of Mercy
You may have already noticed that barely any women worked for Give Me Head Productions. If the company name didn’t put them off then we’re presuming that Cassidy probably did. All jokes aside, the ’80s didn’t really care much for women; it just seemed to tolerate them to a point. That’s one reason why there’s…
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The Shadowy Cyberia Council
In the grand scheme of things, we’re not sure where to place the Cyberia Council. Although it saw a fair bit of visual development in the early days (which explains why it’s all nice and shiny), it didn’t have much of a narrative purpose, not helped by the fact that there are no playable characters…
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Giddy Ferret Paw the Musical Mental Case [With Live Footage]
Giddy Ferret Paw isn’t the real birth name of this funky eccentric; Sidney Swarbrick is. But we’ll honour using it anyway. As we can all see from these photographs, Giddy is an interesting character who, by the grace of fifty pagan gods, somehow ended up working for Give Me Head Productions. He was the only employee…

