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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in advanced technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #13 Booboo
“Booboo gots the best psychos in the Strip. Expensive to those who can endure it, totally off limits to those who can’t.” –Booboo District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Club promoter and salesman of the psycho drug; a powerful psychedelic which is 100 times stronger than DMT and with the benefit of added vitamins. However, the…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #12 Keith
The CUINT elite team of hackers have some of the best Ubercomputers in what’s left of the world. These Ubercomputers are continuously tasked with keeping their organisation off the radar of the Cyberpigs and Council ghouls while trying to gain as much intel on thesse organisations. This is easier said than it sounds for a…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #19 Mikh
“None of these digi-capitalist dupes even know who I am. They are too busy with their stupid AI pets and robotic sex dolls to even notice my presence.” –Mikh District: Somewhere between the Russian Quarter and Megacorp Valley. Occupation: A highly skilled secret agent operating on behalf of the post-Soviet order which is an even…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #18 Mandy
“My Ubercomputer can kick your Ubercomputer’s ass with a left-left-right combo and then finish it off with a drunken rabbit kung fu throw in less than a nanosecond.” –Mandy District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Security for SKARS Corp. You wouldn’t think it at first glance but Mandy works for the darker side of Megacorp Valley.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #16 Dot
“People think I’m just a big baby. So long as they keep giving me coconut and locust jellies, I don’t give a damn.” –Dot District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Full-time pet. Dot is a baby-sized adult suffering from a rare disease known as perma-baby. The disease appeared a few years after scientific trials involving human and…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #11 Jo Chi
“Cyberpigs bring me out in hives. That’s why I like to make them squeal.” –Jo Chi District: Unknown Occupation: Cyberpig slayer. Jo Chi has one of the most difficult jobs in Cyberia, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. He works for a low-key criminal enterprise known as The Bombay Butchers which is led…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #10 Scotch Mike
“I only go after the bad guys, but that distinction is getting harder to make in Cyberia.” –Scotch Mike District: Unknown although he spends a lot of his time in Megacorp Valley recruiting the dream team. Occupation: Private detective with a relatively clean conscience. Scotch Mike doesn’t drink scotch and his real name isn’t Mike.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #9 Good Boy Ray
“Sorry, ladies. I’m married to the joystick.” –Good Boy Ray District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Elite hacker. Everyone in Cyberia is a hacker of some sort, but then there are the real hackers. Good Boy Ray is a real hacker with one of the best Ubercomputers on the black market. It is capable of unleashing enough…
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