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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #16 Dot
“People think I’m just a big baby. So long as they keep giving me coconut and locust jellies, I don’t give a damn.” –Dot District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Full-time pet. Dot is a baby-sized adult suffering from a rare disease known as perma-baby. The disease appeared a few years after scientific trials involving human and…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #11 Jo Chi
“Cyberpigs bring me out in hives. That’s why I like to make them squeal.” –Jo Chi District: Unknown. Occupation: Cyberpig slayer. Jo Chi has one of the most difficult jobs in Cyberia, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. He works for a low-key criminal enterprise known as The Bombay Butchers which is led…
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Noddy’s Contribution
Back in ’88, Edward “Noddy” Blackburn had not long lost his job at a VHS rental store. Out of sheer boredom he had begun to switch tapes around whenever somebody hired out the latest Hollywood blockbuster. Expecting a big budget extravaganza, the customer would get home, press play and would find themselves watching some art…
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Give Me Head Productions Part #1 [May]
“I Put the Silly Con into Silicon.”–CEO Lawrence Cassidy Give Me Head Productions was a short-lived television company based in the shoestring suburbs of eastern Silicon Valley. The CEO and sole financial backer Lawrence Cassidy had an ambitious dream: he wanted to create the first interactive television series ever to be broadcast, hoping to finally…
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Who Are The Cyberpigs?
Shoot Now, Serve Later Society is always on the brink of collapse in Cyberia. Nobody ever has enough candy and everybody has far too many enemies. Human life is worth less than a pair of tennis shoes. Worse still, the big tech and data corporations are more powerful now than the Cyberpigs ever were The…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #10 Scotch Mike
“I only go after the bad guys, but that distinction is getting harder to make in Cyberia.” –Scotch Mike District: Unknown although he spends most of his time in Megacorp Valley Occupation: Private detective with a relatively clean conscience. Scotch Mike doesn’t drink scotch and his real name isn’t Mike. He’s a private detective who…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #9 Good Boy Ray
“Sorry, ladies. I’m married to the joystick.” –Good Boy Ray District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Elite hacker. Everyone in Cyberia is a hacker of some sort, but then there are the real hackers. Good Boy Ray is a real hacker with one of the best Ubercomputers on the black market. It is capable of unleashing enough…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #8 Pat
“I might look like a Texan lapdancer from the Anal-World, but I can complete most medium difficulty crossword puzzles in under an hour.” –Pat District: The Pleasure Strip. Occupation: Head waitress at the Flying Arm Bar which is located on the suburbs of The Pleasure Strip. It’s a rough and ready establishment which attracts gas…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #7 Boriz
“All my girls come in bubblegum flavour.” –Boriz District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Aspiring DJ and pimping AI sexbots on the fifth floor of a gentlemen’s club known as Love Bites. Boriz is no Mr Big. However, he does work for the head of the Russian mafia, Count Maxim, who took pity on Boriz after…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #6 Gunther
“I cook the best crystal pizza this side of the tracks.” –Gunther District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Narcotics manufacturer and community leader. Gunther learned how to cook crystal from his grandpa when he was 15 which is considered a late starter in Cyberia. Normally they are barely out of nappies. However, aged 23 (according to the…
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