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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #19 Mikh
“None of these digi-capitalist dupes even know who I am. They are too busy with their stupid AI pets and robotic sex dolls.” –Mikh District: Somewhere between the Russian Quarter and Megacorp Valley. Occupation: Secret agent operating on behalf of the post-Soviet order which is an even worse place than what came before (which, let’s…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #16 Dot
“People think I’m just a big baby. So long as they keep giving me coconut and locust jellies, I don’t give a damn.” –Dot District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Full-time pet. Dot is a baby-sized adult suffering from a rare disease known as perma-baby. The disease appeared a few years after psuedo-scientific trials involving human and…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #10 Scotch Mike
“I only go after the bad guys, but that distinction is getting harder to make in Cyberia.” –Scotch Mike District: Unknown although he spends most of his time in Megacorp Valley Occupation: Private detective with a relatively clean conscience. Scotch Mike doesn’t drink scotch and his real name isn’t Mike. He’s a private detective who…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #9 Good Boy Ray
“Sorry, ladies. I’m married to the joystick.” –Good Boy Ray District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Elite hacker. Everyone in Cyberia is a hacker of some sort, but then there are the real hackers. Good Boy Ray is a real hacker with one of the best Ubercomputers on the black market. It is capable of unleashing enough…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #5 Ace
“I’m Tom Kennedy’s brain crossed with Marvellous Marvin’s strength; two titans of the Anal-World.” –Ace District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Warbot. By the time the Give Me Head team fell to bits, the Ace character remained criminally underdeveloped. Some notes we found from a June meeting state that Ace could be employed by several other characters…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #4 Tommy Hawk
“I can snuff you out just by blinking at you.” -Tommy Hawk District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Organised crime leader specialising in extortion, importing exotic drugs and chemical weapons, counterfeiting Candy Coins, counterfeiting computer chips, laundering, pimping, larceny and indecent exposure (he frequently gets his nuts out in front of the Cyberpigs). According to some notes,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #3 Hao-Yu
“My tongue is sharper than my blade and my blade is quite sharp.” –Hao-Yu District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Assassin who specialises in executing warbots imported from Japan. Many of the warbots Hao-Yu comes into contact with are preprogrammed to murder a boss or a rival or even a chump suspected of petty theft. These are…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #1 Joey Knuckles
“Crushing skulls is my business and business is booming.” –Joey Knuckles District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Mixed Martial Artist. Joey has trained extensively in drunken rabbit kung fu with Shaolin holograms. He also has a purple belt in the mystical martial art known as poke jitsu which means he is capable of knocking people out using…
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