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Long Live King Hell!
The Nose Candy Thieves from Toothless Creek Sometime in late May CEO Lawrence Cassidy was walking back from El Sapo’s when he ran into some terrifying rednecks. This type of incident was always just a matter of time because, like all savvy drug dealers, El Sapo lived in a crime ridden horror show. Cassidy was too…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #33 Plato
“[………….]” –Plato District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Unemployed. Plato is a lot of nothing. We’ve seen several underdeveloped and ill-conceived playable characters, and this fella sits proudly among them atop of a huge throne. After scanning through the files, we can only find a brief mention of Plato scribbled on the back of the above photograph…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #16 Dot
“People think I’m just a big baby. So long as they keep giving me coconut and locust jellies, I don’t give a damn.” –Dot District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Full-time pet. Dot is a baby-sized adult suffering from a rare disease known as perma-baby. The disease appeared a few years after scientific trials involving human and…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #5 Ace
“I’m Tom Kennedy’s brain crossed with Marvellous Marvin’s strength; two titans of the Anal-World.” –Ace District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Warbot. By the time the Give Me Head team fell to bits, the Ace character remained criminally underdeveloped. Some notes we found from a June meeting state that Ace could be employed by several other characters…
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