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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #33 Plato
“[………….]” –Plato District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Unemployed. Plato is a lot of nothing. We’ve seen several underdeveloped and ill-conceived playable characters, and this fella sits proudly among them atop of a huge throne. After scanning through the files, we can only find a brief mention of Plato scribbled on the back of the above photograph…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #16 Dot
“People think I’m just a big baby. So long as they keep giving me coconut and locust jellies, I don’t give a damn.” –Dot District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Full-time pet. Dot is a baby-sized adult suffering from a rare disease known as perma-baby. The disease appeared a few years after psuedo-scientific trials involving human and…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #5 Ace
“I’m Tom Kennedy’s brain crossed with Marvellous Marvin’s strength; two titans of the Anal-World.” –Ace District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Warbot. By the time the Give Me Head team fell to bits, the Ace character remained criminally underdeveloped. Some notes we found from a June meeting state that Ace could be employed by several other characters…
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