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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #5 Ace
“I’m Tom Kennedy’s brain crossed with Marvellous Marvin’s strength; two titans of the Anal-World.” –Ace District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Warbot. By the time the Give Me Head team fell to bits, the Ace character remained criminally underdeveloped. Some notes we found from a June meeting state that Ace could be employed by several other characters…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #4 Tommy Hawk
“I can snuff you out just by blinking at you.” -Tommy Hawk District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Organised crime leader specialising in extortion, importing exotic drugs and chemical weapons, counterfeiting Candy Coins, counterfeiting computer chips, laundering, pimping, larceny and indecent exposure (he frequently gets his nuts out in front of the Cyberpigs). According to some notes,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #3 Hao-Yu
“My tongue is sharper than my blade and my blade is quite sharp.” –Hao-Yu District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Assassin who specialises in executing warbots imported from Japan. Many of the warbots Hao-Yu comes into contact with are preprogrammed to murder a boss or a rival or even a chump suspected of petty theft. These are…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #2 Barry X
“I know everything there is to know about that horrorshow hatchback you drive.” –Barry X District: Greaser suburbs Occupation: Part-time muscle car modder, full-time greaser. Barry has full protection of the Puerto Rican greasers even if he doesn’t grease his do. His two main buddies are Earl and Bronqo who both work with him on…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #1 Joey Knuckles
“Crushing skulls is my business and business is booming.” –Joey Knuckles District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Mixed Martial Artist. Joey has trained extensively in drunken rabbit kung fu with Shaolin holograms. He also has a purple belt in the mystical martial art known as poke jitsu which means he is capable of knocking people out using…
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