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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #47 Count Maxim
“Fuck you and die.” –Count Maxim District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Russian mafia boss who owns the Love Bites brothel and Rasputin’s Nightclub. You might already know by now that Count Maxim was born into a post-Soviet baby farm somewhere in Chernenkograd, Russia. Barely sentient, he didn’t know at the time that another Russian native…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #30 Unhinged Maurice
“I’m not risking it, but I think I’m immortal.” –Unhinged Maurice District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Leader of The Bombay Butchers; a prosperous criminal gang who can do whatever they please. Maurice’s laundrette is used as a front shop for all of The Butchers’ illegal operations. Maurice is both professional and brutal in equal measure. The…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #24 Mr Kwong
“I’m Yakuza. Mess with me and you’ll be tomorrow’s sushi.” -Mr Kwong District: Temporary citizen of Greaser Suburbs via Tokyo. Occupation: Broker of elite Japanese vehicles and modification parts. Mr Kwong is one of the rare playable characters who isn’t a resident of Cyberia and whose backstory extends beyond the shores. Despite having a distinctly…
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Cyberia District #2 The Russian Quarter
The Russian Quarter is a decrepit district out in the eastern suburbs of the Cyberia Universe. Several of the playable characters etch out their existence here. The two main etchers are Boriz and his boss Count Maxim. Boriz is a low level pimp who dreams of bigger things, but he doesn’t have a clue how…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #17 Bronqo
“I’m best pals with the Yakuza. Their favourite pastime is severing the heads off lesser men so don’t piss me off.” –Bronqo District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Vehicle imports and exports. Bronqo is a class A gas junkie who trades in very expensive vehicles. He regularly does business with Mr Kwong, a representative of the Yakuza,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in bulletproof technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #19 Mikh
“None of these digi-capitalist dupes even know who I am. They are too busy with their stupid AI pets and robotic sex dolls.” –Mikh District: Somewhere between the Russian Quarter and Megacorp Valley. Occupation: Secret agent operating on behalf of the post-Soviet order which is an even worse place than what came before (which, let’s…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #7 Boriz
“All my girls come in bubblegum flavour.” –Boriz District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Pimping AI sexbots on the fifth floor of a gentlemen’s club known as Love Bites. Boriz is no Mr Big. He works for the head of the Russian mafia, Count Maxim, who took pity on Boriz after learning he was born in…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #4 Tommy Hawk
“I can snuff you out just by blinking at you.” -Tommy Hawk District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Organised crime leader specialising in extortion, importing exotic drugs and chemical weapons, counterfeiting Candy Coins, counterfeiting computer chips, laundering, pimping, larceny and indecent exposure (he frequently gets his nuts out in front of the Cyberpigs). According to some notes,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #2 Barry X
“I know everything there is to know about that horrorshow hatchback you drive.” –Barry X District: Greaser suburbs Occupation: Part-time muscle car modder, full-time greaser. Barry has full protection of the Puerto Rican greasers even if he doesn’t grease his do. His two main buddies are Earl and Bronqo who both work with him on…

