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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #19 Mikh
“None of these digi-capitalist dupes even know who I am. They are too busy with their stupid AI pets and robotic sex dolls.” –Mikh District: Somewhere between the Russian Quarter and Megacorp Valley. Occupation: Secret agent operating on behalf of the post-Soviet order which is an even worse place than what came before (which, let’s…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #11 Jo Chi
“Cyberpigs bring me out in hives. That’s why I like to make them squeal.” –Jo Chi District: Unknown. Occupation: Cyberpig slayer. Jo Chi has one of the most difficult jobs in Cyberia, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. He works for a low-key criminal enterprise known as The Bombay Butchers which is led…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #9 Good Boy Ray
“Sorry, ladies. I’m married to the joystick.” –Good Boy Ray District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Elite hacker. Everyone in Cyberia is a hacker of some sort, but then there are the real hackers. Good Boy Ray is a real hacker with one of the best Ubercomputers on the black market. It is capable of unleashing enough…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #8 Pat
“I might look like a Texan lapdancer from the Anal-World, but I can complete most medium difficulty crossword puzzles in under an hour.” –Pat District: The Pleasure Strip. Occupation: Head waitress at the Flying Arm Bar which is located on the suburbs of The Pleasure Strip. It’s a rough and ready establishment which attracts gas…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #7 Boriz
“All my girls come in bubblegum flavour.” –Boriz District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Aspiring DJ and pimping AI sexbots on the fifth floor of a gentlemen’s club known as Love Bites. Boriz is no Mr Big. However, he does work for the head of the Russian mafia, Count Maxim, who took pity on Boriz after…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #1 Joey Knuckles
“Crushing skulls is my business and business is booming.” –Joey Knuckles District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Mixed Martial Artist. Joey has trained extensively in drunken rabbit kung fu with Shaolin holograms. He also has a purple belt in the mystical martial art known as poke jitsu which means he is capable of knocking people out using…
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