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Slangder #2: What is a Gas Junkie?
It will come as no surprise that Mickey P. came up with the gas junkie slang term. It’s also not particularly hard to decipher what it means. A gas junkie is somebody who lives and dies for their state of the art automobile. They would even marry it if marriages were a thing in Cyberia.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #17 Bronqo
“I’m best pals with the Yakuza. Their favourite pastime is severing the heads off lesser men so don’t piss me off.” –Bronqo District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Vehicle imports and exports. Bronqo is a class A gas junkie who trades in very expensive vehicles. He regularly does business with Mr Kwong, a representative of the Yakuza,…
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Mickey “Motormouth” P. and His Lust for Muscle
One of the few areas Give Me Head Productions really excelled in was vehicle design. The above gallery of outstanding cars is testament to this. The vast majority of this work was by Mickey “Motormouth” P., a dysfunctional graphic designer from Fuckyeahville, somewhere in Texas probably. In Cyberian parlance he’s a classic gas junkie. Motormouth…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in bulletproof technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #2 Barry X
“I know everything there is to know about that horrorshow hatchback you drive.” –Barry X District: Greaser suburbs Occupation: Part-time muscle car modder, full-time greaser. Barry has full protection of the Puerto Rican greasers even if he doesn’t grease his do. His two main buddies are Earl and Bronqo who both work with him on…

