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Cyberia District #6 Roadkill Boondocks and the Hell Fire Crew [With Footage]
The Roadkill Boondocks was clearly and shamelessly “inspired” by the Mad Max movies; specifically Beyond the Thunderdome which had not long been released. Visually speaking it is one of the most interesting districts. All that dirt and decay; it looks like a jolly summer holiday in the jaws of Death Valley. A crew of eight…
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Cyberia District #5 Little Amsterdam
Little Amsterdam is overspilling with junkies, street punks and petty crime. Everywhere the casual visitor turns, they’re confronted with a ghostly grey figure with a bloody nose or a beggar holding out his cap for small change. It should be noted that there really is nothing “Amsterdam” about this place. Anal-World Amsterdam is rich with…
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Cyberia District #4 The Pleasure Strip [With Footage]
Narratively speaking the Pleasure Strip is a small, chubby dick incapable of getting excited. It just hangs motionless, the foreskin in an early stage of rigor mortis. In fact it’s so lifeless that even the smegma can no longer cultivate itself on what has become a pitiful phallic sculpture. There are several reasons for this,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card Hanz #21
“If you see Booboo around here, tell him he’s dead meat.” –Hanz District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Nightclub and casino owner. Hanz is dripping with sleaze and that peculiar type of sweat which only morbidly obese people seem to excrete; somewhere between wallpaper paste and bull sperm. Hanz’s nightclub and casino, known as The D-gen…
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Cyberia District #3 Greaser Suburbs
The Greaser Suburbs is probably our favourite district of them all. It just reeks of bollocks, hangover cures and recycled grease. Everyone who lives here–and we mean everyone–rebels against the usual metropunk attire by wearing the filthiest roadkill leathers on the market and listening to Puerto Rican cock rock loud enough to stir the devil.…
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Cyberia District #2 The Russian Quarter
The Russian Quarter is a decrepit district out in the eastern suburbs of the Cyberia Universe. Several of the playable characters etch out their existence here. The two main etchers are Boriz and his boss Count Maxim. Boriz is a low level pimp who dreams of bigger things, but he doesn’t have a clue how…
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Cyberia District #1 Megacorp Valley [With Footage]
Megacorp Valley is by far the busiest district in the Cyberia Universe. The majority of characters survive and die here, fighting over candy like two fat toddlers with sugar withdrawals. Some characters only visit occasionally, hoping to take down the corrupt CEOs of the megacorps and finally put an end to a corrupt system which…
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