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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #47 Count Maxim
“Fuck you and die.” –Count Maxim District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Russian mafia boss who owns the Love Bites brothel and Rasputin’s Nightclub. You might already know by now that Count Maxim was born into a post-Soviet baby farm somewhere in Chernenkograd, Russia. Barely sentient, he didn’t know at the time that another Russian native…
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Cyberia District #5 Little Amsterdam
Little Amsterdam is overspilling with junkies, street punks and petty crime. Everywhere the casual visitor turns, they’re confronted with a ghostly grey figure with a bloody nose or a beggar holding out his cap for small change. It should be noted that there really is nothing “Amsterdam” about this place. Anal-World Amsterdam is rich with…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #30 Unhinged Maurice
“I’m not risking it, but I think I’m immortal.” –Unhinged Maurice District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Leader of The Bombay Butchers; a prosperous criminal gang who can do whatever they please. Maurice’s laundrette is used as a front shop for all of The Butchers’ illegal operations. Maurice is both professional and brutal in equal measure. The…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #27 Brutus
“Shoot first, serve later is the motto I live by. Especially when I’m off duty.” –Brutus District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyberpig. Brutus is one of the biggest bastards in Cyberia wearing a police uniform, pretending to be a cop. He’s really just a good old fashioned misanthrope who munches lots of crystal pizza on the…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #23 Jon Eric
“My Father is a massive wanker but I still love him.” –Jon Eric District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Unemployed. Jon Eric has arrived in Little Amsterdam at roughly the same time as Toby. However, the reason couldn’t be more different. Jon is the son of Gunther. Gunther has no idea that he has a son. It…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #22 Toby
“The old man Gunther needs to understand that he’s no longer the only talented crystal pizza chef in town. They call it the free market for good reason.” –Toby District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Aspiring narcotics manufacturer. Toby has arrived from out of town, having heard that there’s only one chef supplying the whole of Little…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in bulletproof technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #7 Boriz
“All my girls come in bubblegum flavour.” –Boriz District: The Russian Quarter Occupation: Pimping AI sexbots on the fifth floor of a gentlemen’s club known as Love Bites. Boriz is no Mr Big. He works for the head of the Russian mafia, Count Maxim, who took pity on Boriz after learning he was born in…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #6 Gunther
“I cook the best crystal pizza this side of the tracks.” –Gunther District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Narcotics manufacturer and community leader. Gunther learned how to cook crystal from his grandpa when he was 15 which is considered a late starter in Cyberia. Normally they are barely out of nappies. However, aged 76, he has now…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #4 Tommy Hawk
“I can snuff you out just by blinking at you.” -Tommy Hawk District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Organised crime leader specialising in extortion, importing exotic drugs and chemical weapons, counterfeiting Candy Coins, counterfeiting computer chips, laundering, pimping, larceny and indecent exposure (he frequently gets his nuts out in front of the Cyberpigs). According to some notes,…
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