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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #24 Mr Kwong
“I’m Yakuza. Mess with me and you’ll be tomorrow’s sushi.” -Mr Kwong District: Temporary citizen of Greaser Suburbs via Tokyo. Occupation: Broker of elite Japanese vehicles and modification parts. Mr Kwong is one of the rare playable characters who isn’t a resident of Cyberia and whose backstory extends beyond the shores. Despite having a distinctly…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #23 Jon Eric
“My Father is a massive wanker but I still love him.” –Jon Eric District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Unemployed. Jon Eric has arrived in Little Amsterdam at roughly the same time as Toby. However, the reason couldn’t be more different. Jon is the son of Gunther. Gunther has no idea that he has a son. It…
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Cyberia District #3 Greaser Suburbs
The Greaser Suburbs is probably our favourite district of them all. It just reeks of bollocks, hangover cures and recycled grease. Everyone who lives here–and we mean everyone–rebels against the usual metropunk attire by wearing the filthiest roadkill leathers on the market and listening to Puerto Rican cock rock loud enough to stir the devil.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #20 Yan
“I control the entry point at the Boondocks and you look like someone I wouldn’t allow through.” –Yan District: Roadkill Boondocks Occupation: Boondocks border guard. Yan has lived in the Boondocks all of his life and has only seen it deteriorate with more poverty and crime which, to be fair, is a mirror image of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #13 Booboo
“Booboo gots the best psychos in the Strip. Expensive to those who can endure it, totally off limits to those who can’t.” –Booboo District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Club promoter and salesman of the “psycho drug”; a powerful psychedelic which is 100 times stronger than DMT and with the benefit of added vitamins. However, the…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #11 Jo Chi
“Cyberpigs bring me out in hives. That’s why I like to make them squeal.” –Jo Chi District: Unknown. Occupation: Cyberpig slayer. Jo Chi has one of the most difficult jobs in Cyberia, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. He works for a low-key criminal enterprise known as The Bombay Butchers which is led…
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Who Are The Cyberpigs?
Shoot Now, Serve Later In Cyberia society is always on the brink of collapse. Nobody ever has enough candy and everybody has far too many enemies. Human life is worth less than a pair of tennis shoes. Worse still, the big tech and data corporations are more powerful now than the Cyberpigs ever were. The…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #3 Hao-Yu
“My tongue is sharper than my blade and my blade is quite sharp.” –Hao-Yu District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Assassin who specialises in executing warbots imported from Japan. Many of the warbots Hao-Yu comes into contact with are preprogrammed to murder a boss or a rival or even a chump suspected of petty theft. These are…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #2 Barry X
“I know everything there is to know about that horrorshow hatchback you drive.” –Barry X District: Greaser suburbs Occupation: Part-time muscle car modder, full-time greaser. Barry has full protection of the Puerto Rican greasers even if he doesn’t grease his do. His two main buddies are Earl and Bronqo who both work with him on…
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