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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #28 Froggy
“I don’t like the smell of your hard drive.” –Froggy District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Elite hacker and cyber security for the Megacorp Viv Bastard. Froggy is a genius hacker on the verge of becoming a former genius hacker. He can gain access to anywhere he likes in The Cyberspace which is a wasted talent because he…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #27 Brutus
“Shoot first, serve later is the motto I live by. Especially when I’m off duty.” –Brutus District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyberpig. Brutus is one of the biggest bastards in Cyberia wearing a police uniform, pretending to be a cop. He’s really just a good old fashioned misanthrope who munches lots of crystal pizza on the…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #26 Irene
“I know I’m sexy to the average Sap, but I ain’t no sexbot.” -Irene District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Nightclub flirt. Irene is another employee of the Hanz empire. In an unashamedly sexist way, her job is to flirt with idiot metropunks and ask them to buy her a drink. If she hits the jackpot…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #25 Tosh
“Every day is a blessing when you’ve escaped the Roadkill Boondocks. That place is total trash.” -Tosh District: Formerly Roadkill Boondocks, now the Pleasure Strip Occupation: Cloak room attendant at Hanz’s D-gen Casino. Tosh was accidentally born and abandoned in the godawful Roadkill Boondocks; a place so poor that people would fight to the death…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #24 Mr Kwong
“I’m Yakuza. Mess with me and you’ll be tomorrow’s sushi.” -Mr Kwong District: Temporary citizen of Greaser Suburbs via Tokyo. Occupation: Broker of elite Japanese vehicles and modification parts. Mr Kwong is one of the rare playable characters who isn’t a resident of Cyberia and whose backstory extends beyond the shores. Despite having a distinctly…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #23 Jon Eric
“My Father is a massive wanker but I still love him.” –Jon Eric District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Unemployed. Jon Eric has arrived in Little Amsterdam at roughly the same time as Toby. However, the reason couldn’t be more different. Jon is the son of Gunther. Gunther has no idea that he has a son. It…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #22 Toby
“The old man Gunther needs to understand that he’s no longer the only talented crystal pizza chef in town. They call it the free market for good reason.” –Toby District: Little Amsterdam Occupation: Aspiring narcotics manufacturer. Toby has arrived from out of town, having heard that there’s only one chef supplying the whole of Little…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card Hanz #21
“If you see Booboo around here, tell him he’s dead meat.” –Hanz District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Nightclub and casino owner. Hanz is dripping with sleaze and that peculiar type of sweat which only morbidly obese people seem to excrete; somewhere between wallpaper paste and bull sperm. Hanz’s nightclub and casino, known as The D-gen…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #20 Yan
“I control the entry point at the Boondocks and you look like someone I wouldn’t allow through.” –Yan District: Roadkill Boondocks Occupation: Boondocks border guard. Yan has lived in the Boondocks all of his life and has only seen it deteriorate with more poverty and crime which, to be fair, is a mirror image of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #17 Bronqo
“I’m best pals with the Yakuza. Their favourite pastime is severing the heads off lesser men so don’t piss me off.” –Bronqo District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Vehicle imports and exports. Bronqo is a class A gas junkie who trades in very expensive vehicles. He regularly does business with Mr Kwong, a representative of the Yakuza,…

