One of the few areas Give Me Head Productions really excelled in was vehicle design. The above gallery of outstanding cars is testament to this.

The vast majority of this work was by Mickey “Motormouth” P., a dysfunctional graphic designer from Fuckyeahville, somewhere in Texas probably. In Cyberian parlance he’s a classic gas junkie.

Motormouth had been sacked from his previous job for taking drugs in the workplace. According to the interview notes in his file, he had racked up a full gram of cocaine into “one long highway of snow.” During the halfway point of snorting it, his boss walked in unannounced and that was the end of that.

Motormouth had decided to confess this upfront during the interview, knowing that a new employer would find out soon enough anyway.

CEO Lawrence Cassidy was the man sitting opposite Motormouth, tapping his pen, pretending to scribble down notes to hide his boredom. Ryba sat to his right. When he heard Motormouth’s casually dropped confession, Cassidy paused and looked up at him.

“You mean you snorted a whole baggy of snow in one fell swoop?”

Motormouth stood up, putting his coat on. “I know,” he said. “I’m going to get help.”

“I’ll help you,” Cassidy said, grinning. “Truth is we’re paying people in snow because we’re trying to put our employees first. You seem like the type of guy who’s going to fit right in.”

Motormouth’s eyes lit up. “For real?”

Cassidy held his shaking hand out. “Welcome to the family.”

“The Addams Family,” Ryba said with a grin.

And thus Motormouth was back in a job.

Everyone soon found out why he was nicknamed Motormouth. Whether he was sky high or sober as a judge, he would not shut up. His specialist subject was muscle cars and he seemed to think the whole world was his appreciative audience.

Telling Motormouth to shut it proved futile. He’d soon be talking about cars again almost as if he was tuned into a completely different frequency. His fellow employees came to learn the sacred art of nodding their heads while switching off.

Regardless Motormouth turned out to be a rare petri dish of raw talent and made a huge contribution to the Cyberia project. What’s more, he did go to rehab after summer, but ended up stealing a muscle car and trying to escape to Mexico which resulted in a short prison sentence followed by another stint in rehab.

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