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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #34 Brad
“I used to be foolhardy just like you. But I found a way out through voluntary work in the local community.” –Brad District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Ex-Cyberpig turned square head good guy. Before signing up to be a scumbag cop, Brad was a scumbag full stop. In his youth, he was a huge fan…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #33 Plato
“[………….]” –Plato District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Unemployed. Plato is a lot of nothing. We’ve seen several underdeveloped and ill-conceived playable characters, and this fella sits proudly among them atop of a huge throne. After scanning through the files, we can only find a brief mention of Plato scribbled on the back of the above photograph…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #32 Gordon
“Life is tough in the Boondocks outback and I’d eat fermented vulture eggs just to escape it.” –Gordon District: Roadkill Boondocks Occupation: Dissident member of the Hell Fire Crew (if you haven’t already read about this crew then please click here and scroll approximately halfway down). Gordon has lived a feral existence under the notorious…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #31 Larry
“[Incomprehensible]” -Larry District: Roadkill Boondocks Occupation: Apprentice of the Hell Fire Crew and former village idiot. To give you a flavour of this playable character, his own crew refers to him as Wet Fart Larry. This is on account of his inability to string a sentence together. He is the snotling of the Cyberia Universe.…
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Slangder #4: What is a Metropunk?
In the Cyberia Universe we found references to many different breeds of punk. The one which won the Darwinian battle for survival is “metropunk”. So what is one? A metropunk is a young, hip, super-augmented citizen whose brain is made of cottage cheese. Like any city today, these punks make up the masses of people…
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Slangder #2: What is a Gas Junkie?
It will come as no surprise that Mickey P. came up with the gas junkie slang term. It’s also not particularly hard to decipher what it means. A gas junkie is somebody who lives and dies for their state of the art automobile. They would even marry it if marriages were a thing in Cyberia.…
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Cyberia District #6 Roadkill Boondocks and the Hell Fire Crew [With Footage]
The Roadkill Boondocks was clearly and shamelessly “inspired” by the Mad Max movies; specifically Beyond the Thunderdome which had not long been released. Visually speaking it is one of the most interesting districts. All that dirt and decay; it looks like a jolly summer holiday in the jaws of Death Valley. A crew of eight…
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Slangder #1: What is a Sap?
When collating the huge bank of notes and documents we found in the office, we began to notice that there were some unfamiliar words repeated many times. We came to understand that this was supposed to be Cyberia slang. It appears the Give Me Head team understood a common technique for enhancing immersion. It has…
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Cyberia District #5 Little Amsterdam
Little Amsterdam is overspilling with junkies, street punks and petty crime. Everywhere the casual visitor turns, they’re confronted with a ghostly grey figure with a bloody nose or a beggar holding out his cap for small change. It should be noted that there really is nothing “Amsterdam” about this place. Anal-World Amsterdam is rich with…
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Introducing Daddy Swank
“Even when I take a dump, my worshippers offer to buy the toilet bowl for extortionate prices.” –Daddy Swank If You Thought AI Art Was Taking the Piss… Daddy Swank is a non-playable character who owns the Swank Gallery; a crucial location in Cyberia where players can try to earn extra candy by buying and…
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