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Cyberia Collectors’ Card Hanz #21
“If you see Booboo around here, tell him he’s dead meat.” –Hanz District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Nightclub and casino owner. Hanz is dripping with sleaze and that peculiar type of sweat which only morbidly obese people seem to excrete; somewhere between wallpaper paste and bull sperm. Hanz’s nightclub and casino, known as The D-gen…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #13 Booboo
“Booboo gots the best psychos in the Strip. Expensive to those who can endure it, totally off limits to those who can’t.” –Booboo District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Club promoter and salesman of the “psycho drug”; a powerful psychedelic which is 100 times stronger than DMT and with the benefit of added vitamins. However, the…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #8 Pat
“I might look like a Texan lapdancer from the Anal-World, but I can complete most medium difficulty crossword puzzles in under an hour.” –Pat District: The Pleasure Strip. Occupation: Head waitress at the Flying Arm Bar which is located on the suburbs of The Pleasure Strip. It’s a rough and ready establishment which attracts gas…

