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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #49 McPervis
“Stuff.” –McPervis District: Greaser Suburbs (maybe…) Occupation: This is the penultimate playable character in this collection. And just like Skidz, there’s nothing much to tell you. We suspect that McPervis was going to be a member of the greaser gang alongside Barry X et al. He probably loved muscle cars, drinking turnip cider, beating up…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #24 Mr Kwong
“I’m Yakuza. Mess with me and you’ll be tomorrow’s sushi.” -Mr Kwong District: Temporary citizen of Greaser Suburbs via Tokyo. Occupation: Broker of elite Japanese vehicles and modification parts. Mr Kwong is one of the rare playable characters who isn’t a resident of Cyberia and whose backstory extends beyond the shores. Despite having a distinctly…
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Cyberia District #3 Greaser Suburbs
The Greaser Suburbs is probably our favourite district of them all. It just reeks of bollocks, hangover cures and recycled grease. Everyone who lives here–and we mean everyone–rebels against the usual metropunk attire by wearing the filthiest roadkill leathers on the market and listening to Puerto Rican cock rock loud enough to stir the devil.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #20 Yan
“I control the entry point at the Boondocks and you look like someone I wouldn’t allow through.” –Yan District: Roadkill Boondocks Occupation: Boondocks border guard. Yan has lived in the Boondocks all of his life and has only seen it deteriorate with more poverty and crime which, to be fair, is a mirror image of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #17 Bronqo
“I’m best pals with the Yakuza. Their favourite pastime is severing the heads off lesser men so don’t piss me off.” –Bronqo District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Vehicle imports and exports. Bronqo is a class A gas junkie who trades in very expensive vehicles. He regularly does business with Mr Kwong, a representative of the Yakuza,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #15 Earl
“I got grease coming out my ass.” –Earl District: Greaser Suburbs Occupation: Car modder and chief gas junkie. Earl is a long serving employee and close buddy of Barry-X and Bronqo. He’s a highly competent mechanic, specialising in bulletproof technologies and installing undetectable vehiclular weaponry. Earl is also a member of the Puerto Rican greasers…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #4 Tommy Hawk
“I can snuff you out just by blinking at you.” -Tommy Hawk District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Organised crime leader specialising in extortion, importing exotic drugs and chemical weapons, counterfeiting Candy Coins, counterfeiting computer chips, laundering, pimping, larceny and indecent exposure (he frequently gets his nuts out in front of the Cyberpigs). According to some notes,…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #2 Barry X
“I know everything there is to know about that horrorshow hatchback you drive.” –Barry X District: Greaser suburbs Occupation: Part-time muscle car modder, full-time greaser. Barry has full protection of the Puerto Rican greasers even if he doesn’t grease his do. His two main buddies are Earl and Bronqo who both work with him on…
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