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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #37 Clarence
“I’m just a taxi driver.” –Clarence District: The Pleasure Strip Occupation: Taxi driver. So where have we seen this fella before? That’s right! It’s only the same fella who plays the almost equally terrible Hanz. We’re not entirely sure why this character exists. There’s nothing linking him to any other character in the Cyberia Universe.…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #33 Plato
“[………….]” –Plato District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Unemployed. Plato is a lot of nothing. We’ve seen several underdeveloped and ill-conceived playable characters, and this fella sits proudly among them atop of a huge throne. After scanning through the files, we can only find a brief mention of Plato scribbled on the back of the above photograph…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #28 Froggy
“I don’t like the smell of your hard drive.” –Froggy District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Elite hacker and cyber security for the Megacorp Viv Bastard. Froggy is a genius hacker on the verge of becoming a former genius hacker. He can gain access to anywhere he likes in The Cyberspace which is a wasted talent because he…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #14 Mr Fuse
“Just because I’m a brain in a vat, doesn’t mean I can’t fall in love. It just means that I can’t get it up because I don’t have one.” –Mr Fuse District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Cyber Dater. But what on earth is a Cyber Dater? In Cyberia, all Ubercomputers are rigged to an underground network of…
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Cyberia Collectors’ Card #16 Dot
“People think I’m just a big baby. So long as they keep giving me coconut and locust jellies, I don’t give a damn.” –Dot District: Megacorp Valley Occupation: Full-time pet. Dot is a baby-sized adult suffering from a rare disease known as perma-baby. The disease appeared a few years after psuedo-scientific trials involving human and…
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