We have no idea who came up with the clumsily named petrohol so we’ll just blame Cassidy for it. Apparently it’s a cross between fermented petrol which is scientifically impossible and anhydrous ethanol which would kill a dinosaur. There is also some fictitious mutant insect that’s added during the brewing process. This insect provides two necessary cmponents:

• It tastes sour thus making petrohol palatable
• It adds a wonky stimulant effect which tends to make the drinker paranoid

The notes we’ve found state that petrohol is widely popular throughout the Cyberia Universe; especially in the Boondocks where everyone is financially ruined. But it’s also popular across Cyberia as one glass gets you wired for 12 hours. A second glass promises several nights of chaos with no guarantee that you’ll wakeup.

So that’s petrohol covered. I wonder what the preferred tipple is for those ridiculous metropunks…

We also found this image in the same file. On the back somebody has listed the ingredients:

• A worm [that supposedly looks like some kind of tail]
• Baby cockroaches
• Wild nettles harvested at the Boondocks
• Synthetic turnip
• Synthetic roast beef
• Synthetic umami injection
• Mature dog urine
• Multivitamin shot
• Ethanol

As with pretty much everything to do with Cyberia, we don’t know if the author is trying to be funny or deadly serious. Either way I don’t think the Give Me Head team would’ve been able to tell.

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