“If you see Booboo around here, tell him he’s dead meat.” –Hanz

District: The Pleasure Strip

Occupation: Nightclub and casino owner.

Hanz is dripping with sleaze and that peculiar type of sweat which only morbidly obese people seem to excrete; somewhere between wallpaper paste and bull sperm.

Hanz’s nightclub and casino, known as The D-gen Den, is slap bang in the centre of the Pleasure Strip so he’s sitting on a goldmine. Many of his casino staff are androids because their mathematical brains are a million times sharper than the average Sap brain. Plus they have various sneaky ways of cheating players and, through psychological warfare, reducing payouts.

But even in the nicest district that Cyberia has to offer, it’s still a constant slog. When we first meet Hanz, he’s hunting down Booboo. Booboo is hiding one of Hanz’s constant pains in the arse who owes him lots of candy. Yet this is small fry compared to other problems Hanz has got going on.

It’ll come as no surprise that nightclubs and casinos are hot targets for heists and extortion in Cyberia. This is why Hanz’s security measures are top-notch. All of his employees have a dual function of general casino staff and armed security. If anyone dared to cheat or steal then they’d be full of bullet holes quicker than they can say, “Cash me out!”

Unbeknownst to Hanz, one of his favourite employees Irene has also landed herself in steaming hot piss yet again. But this time it’s critical. If Hanz finds out what is happening then it’s going to get very messy very swiftly. He might even need to contact his buddy Joey Knuckles.

As always, the outcome of these scenarios depends on how players choose to proceed. All we know is that they must have a massive pair of bollocks.

Finally; this actor is the same person who was going to play Clarence. His mug also appears in this collection. He received no money for any of them.

Preferred Weapon: The Gung Ho.

Favourite breakfast: waffles and streaky lacon (lacon is lab grown bacon) doused in hobo spider hot sauce.

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